The Spoetzl Brewery, original home to Shiner Beer. Courtesy Spoetzl Brewery

On a recent Saturday afternoon, the town of Praha in the Czech-Texas Heartland was bubbling with life. From atop its gently sloped hill, grand old St. Mary’s Assumption of the Blessed Virgin looked proudly down on its sprawling, ramshackle-yet-comfortable parish hall, where a huge, extended Czech family sat at long picnic tables, enjoying a reunion over beer and foil trays of sausage and sauerkraut, barbecue and fried chicken. 

Outside the hall, young and old contested vociferous games of ring toss and caught up to the strains of saxophone-and-accordion polka music blasting from the speakers of a pickup truck, while children scrambled up the forked trunks of a wizened old double oak. It’s hard to imagine Texas looking more like a Bruegel painting, the scene depicting a proud heritage whose roots extend deep into European history. Lucky for us, nobody seemed to mind a couple of interlopers.

St. Mary’s is one of more than 20 Czech- and German-built Painted Churches scattered over a vast area, from just beyond the farthest reaches of Houston’s western suburbia to Fredericksburg. Most are clustered around the tri-town area of Schulenburg, Praha, and Shiner, halfway between Houston and San Antonio. The churches’ somewhat understated exteriors belie exuberant, joyful, Easter pastel–shaded interiors: Praha’s St. Mary’s is graced by a crystal chandelier beneath its florid robin’s egg-blue wooden ceiling, while Shiner’s Saints Cyril and Methodius is noteworthy for its breathtaking stained-glass. 

As in Louisiana’s Cajun Country, there’s always a festival in Czech Texas. Schulenburg’s annual downtown wine shindig happened to coincide with our trip, and we snacked on locally made jalapeño sausage and regional wines in the town’s historical museum, also quaffing vino at Sengelmann Hall downtown, the town’s gloriously restored 19th-century two-story dancehall/restaurant.

Nearby Shiner—home to Spoetzl Brewery, founded in 1909—makes a good resting spot, especially its Old Kasper House Bed & Breakfast, a cluster of old houses which the owners culled from the area, moving them to a very large lot on the edge of downtown. All are decorated elaborately, with antique furnishings, clawfoot tubs, canopy beds and the like. You can while away a pleasant morning here with a good book, just taking in the birdsong and the church bells on your cottage porch.

Shiner is, of course, all about suds: you can sample the local concoction while you shop at downtown’s Antiques, Art and Beer boutique, pick up Shiner swag at the Spoetzl gift shop, or tipple at Howard’s, a laid-back biergarten on the outskirts of town.

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