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This dive bar staple has a pool table, arcade games, nightly food pop-ups, and some of the friendliest bartenders in Houston. We love coming here when “Pupusa Mami” is slinging her Salvadoran treats. Read more...
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Whose silly idea was it to pack a vending machine full of Ring Pops, grape-flavored rolling papers, and gag gifts such as the self-explanatory “Nail Thru Finger”? Our money is on the bleary-eyed, top-hat-wearing pachyderm who serves as both spirit animal and namesake for this Washington Ave. sleeper. Situated comfortably in the uncanny valley between dive bar and cocktail purveyor, Read more...
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A friendly neighborhood bar with a solid trivia night and, during football season, watching parties for fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. Read more...
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This beachy dive seems plucked straight from the heart of Midtown or Washington Avenue and right into the middle of downtown’s skyscrapers. If you’re thirsty after a night of theater, dance, or live music and want something exuberant and unfussy to cap off your time downtown, head to Sunny’s for a few rounds of pool, darts, and foosball. You may Read more...
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If you need proof that Houston is weirder than Austin, head straight to Notsuoh, a Main Street staple since 1996. This dive is more like a living museum of oddities than a traditional bar, and you kind of have to go there to see what we mean. The three-story building shows Notsuoh’s commitment to all things experimental and eccentric with Read more...
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A dive bar in the Rice area, Under the Volcano is a cool, casual place to grab a drink with friends. Adorned with tribal masks and light fixtures, with lots of seating and low-volume music, Under the Volcano’s relaxed atmosphere makes for the perfect hang-out spot. Drinks are slightly pricier than your usual dive bar ($7-8), but delicious, nevertheless. Their Read more...
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If you find yourself without a weekend boil to crash at a friend’s house, we suggest heading to this bar housed in a double-wide trailer, where you’ll find a welcoming, laid-back atmosphere. Sure, the crawfish aren’t free, but they’re dirt-cheap—and so are the ice-cold beers. Read more...
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Lots of places claim their beers are the coldest, but somebody has to be telling the truth, right? That somebody may just be Alice’s, where dirt-cheap Shiners and Lone Stars are quaffed from infamous frosty goblets, and in a strikingly un-skeevy milieu (as cash-only dive bars go, that is) lit by neon beer signs and fueled by a diverse array of bodies Read more...
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Ironically, Rice undergrads tend to avoid this bar, run by grad students out of a tiny basement under the chemistry building. Gone are the days when a handful of change would buy you a Valhalla round, but it’s still one of the best places for dirt-cheap local brews, which are best enjoyed on the leafy surrounding quad. Read more...


