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Here Are Pictures of Your Boyfriend, J.J. Watt, Looking Fine at the Super Bowl

1Hey girl, J.J. Watt says this sofa feels lonely without you on it.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt says this sofa feels lonely without you on it.
2Hey girl, J.J. Watt remembers that you like it when he wears red, and he picked out this shirt with you in mind.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt remembers that you like it when he wears red, and he picked out this shirt with you in mind.
3Hey girl, J.J. Watt remembers that you like it when he wears red, and he picked out this shirt with you in mind.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt remembers that you like it when he wears red, and he picked out this shirt with you in mind.
4Hey girl, this is how J.J. Watt looks when he's about to surprise you with flowers.
Hey girl, this is how J.J. Watt looks when he's about to surprise you with flowers.
5Hey girl, this is how J.J. Watt looks when he's about to surprise you with flowers.
Hey girl, this is how J.J. Watt looks when he's about to surprise you with flowers.
6Hey girl, J.J. Watt says this sign applies only to you.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt says this sign applies only to you.
7Hey girl, J.J. Watt says this sign applies only to you.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt says this sign applies only to you.
8Hey girl, J.J. Watt's love of America is eclipsed only by how much he loves cuddling on leather sofas.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt's love of America is eclipsed only by how much he loves cuddling on leather sofas.
9Hey girl, J.J. Watt's love of America is eclipsed only by how much he loves cuddling on leather sofas.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt's love of America is eclipsed only by how much he loves cuddling on leather sofas.
10Hey girl, J.J. Watt says this sofa feels lonely without you on it.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt says this sofa feels lonely without you on it.
11Hey girl, J.J. Watt doesn't even mind when you want to take him shopping (but only at Mizzen + Main, because they have nice dress shirts that actually come in his size).
Hey girl, J.J. Watt doesn't even mind when you want to take him shopping (but only at Mizzen + Main, because they have nice dress shirts that actually come in his size).
12Hey girl, J.J. Watt was in the middle of a sentence, but then something out of the corner of his eye reminded him of you.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt was in the middle of a sentence, but then something out of the corner of his eye reminded him of you.
13Hey girl, J.J. Watt was in the middle of a sentence, but then something out of the corner of his eye reminded him of you.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt was in the middle of a sentence, but then something out of the corner of his eye reminded him of you.
14Hey girl, J.J. Watt couldn't wait any longer to say hey, so he's sending you a selfie.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt couldn't wait any longer to say hey, so he's sending you a selfie.
15Hey girl, J.J. Watt couldn't wait any longer to say hey, so he's sending you a selfie.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt couldn't wait any longer to say hey, so he's sending you a selfie.
16Hey girl, J.J. Watt's going to miss you when he's chilling in Wisconsin this summer. He'll text you when he's back in H-Town.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt's going to miss you when he's chilling in Wisconsin this summer. He'll text you when he's back in H-Town.
17Hey girl, J.J. Watt's going to miss you when he's chilling in Wisconsin this summer. He'll text you when he's back in H-Town.
Hey girl, J.J. Watt's going to miss you when he's chilling in Wisconsin this summer. He'll text you when he's back in H-Town.
18Hey girl, J.J. Watt doesn't even mind when you want to take him shopping (but only at Mizzen + Main, because they have nice dress shirts that actually come in his size).
Hey girl, J.J. Watt doesn't even mind when you want to take him shopping (but only at Mizzen + Main, because they have nice dress shirts that actually come in his size).

In an alternate universe, one where Arian Foster has an achilles of steel and Ryan Mallett shows up on time to important events, J.J. Watt might have been in San Francisco this weekend leading a top-ranked Houston defense in the Super Bowl. Alas, it wasn’t meant to be. Watt did make it to the city on the bay for Super Bowl weekend though, where he hung out at the Mizzen + Main pop-up shop, looking all cute and preppy in a stretchy, moisture-wicking dress shirt. It’ll be a long, slow spring and summer before training camp starts, so enjoy JJ in all his preppy glory while you can.











Sarah Rufca Nielsen
Sarah Rufca Nielsen
Sarah may be a native of Dallas/Fort Worth, but today she’s loyal to Houston. (She still loves the Cowboys.) She joined the Houstonia team in October 2014, heading up fashion, style and design coverage and covering other beats including the local drag queen scene and all things Matthew McConaughey. A Rice alum, she previously worked for CultureMap and the Houston Chronicle.