1Whataburger Day Dots, $24.99 from <a href="http://shop.whataburger.com/gifts/whataburger-ornaments/">Whataburger Shop</a>

If you like your tree the way you like your burger, say it with these multicolored glass ornaments inspired by the stickers Whataburger uses to mark your meal.
2JJ Watt, $12.99 from <a href="https://www.hallmark.com/ornaments/gift-ornaments/nfl-houston-texans-jj-watt-hallmark-ornament-1OSL1069.html">Hallmark</a>

The only man with more sacks than Santa.
3JJ Watt, $12.99 from <a href="https://www.hallmark.com/ornaments/gift-ornaments/nfl-houston-texans-jj-watt-hallmark-ornament-1OSL1069.html">Hallmark</a>

The only man with more sacks than Santa.
4Karbach Beer Can Stars, $8.99 from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/232137936/recycled-karbach-brewing-company-love">Etsy/TexasTieDyeGuy</a>

Upcycled brewskis say “hoppy holidays.”
5Karbach Beer Can Stars, $8.99 from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/232137936/recycled-karbach-brewing-company-love">Etsy/TexasTieDyeGuy</a>

Upcycled brewskis say “hoppy holidays.”
6Houston Suitcase, $29.99 from <a href="http://domitp.com/holidays/christmas-ornaments/houston-suitcase-ornament">dom itp</a>

For the Houstonian who’s not from here but got here as fast as he or she could.
7Houston Suitcase, $29.99 from <a href="http://domitp.com/holidays/christmas-ornaments/houston-suitcase-ornament">dom itp</a>

For the Houstonian who’s not from here but got here as fast as he or she could.
8Taco, $15 from <a href="https://www.onekingslane.com/p/4744220-3-taco-ornament-gold.do?refType=&from=Search">One Kings Lane</a>

Calories don’t count when they’re on the tree.
9Taco, $15 from <a href="https://www.onekingslane.com/p/4744220-3-taco-ornament-gold.do?refType=&from=Search">One Kings Lane</a>

Calories don’t count when they’re on the tree.
10Margarita, $19 from <a href="https://www.onekingslane.com/p/4744222-4-margarita-ornament-green.do?refType=&from=Search">One Kings Lane</a>

Calories don’t count when they’re on the tree.
11Margarita, $19 from <a href="https://www.onekingslane.com/p/4744222-4-margarita-ornament-green.do?refType=&from=Search">One Kings Lane</a>

Calories don’t count when they’re on the tree.
12Astronaut, $45 from <a href="https://www.biscuit-home.com/products/astronaut-ornament">Biscuit</a>

Houston, we have an astronaut ornament.
13Astronaut, $45 from <a href="https://www.biscuit-home.com/products/astronaut-ornament">Biscuit</a>

Houston, we have an astronaut ornament.
14Whataburger Day Dots, $24.99 from <a href="http://shop.whataburger.com/gifts/whataburger-ornaments/">Whataburger Shop</a>

If you like your tree the way you like your burger, say it with these multicolored glass ornaments inspired by the stickers Whataburger uses to mark your meal.
Your tree needs these Bayou City baubles.
Published in the 12 Crimes That Changed Houston History issue of Houstonia Mag.
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