Etsy/HerInfiniteLife. I want a tyrannosaurus rex mask for Christmas, only a tyrannosaurus rex mask will do.
2Dinosaur Christmas Face Mask, $14+.
Etsy/HerInfiniteLife. I want a tyrannosaurus rex mask for Christmas, only a tyrannosaurus rex mask will do.
3Ugly Christmas Face Mask, $20.
Etsy/TheStorkShoppe. Jingle all the way through to the new year with this festive, sweater-inspired mask.
4Ugly Christmas Face Mask, $20.
Etsy/TheStorkShoppe. Jingle all the way through to the new year with this festive, sweater-inspired mask.
5Impish or Admirable, <em>The Office Mask</em>, $10.
Etsy/ALittleJapanese. Fans of The Office should expect a visit from Belsnickel after donning this mask, courtesy of a Houston-based Etsy shop.
6Impish or Admirable, <em>The Office Mask</em>, $10.
Etsy/ALittleJapanese. Fans of The Office should expect a visit from Belsnickel after donning this mask, courtesy of a Houston-based Etsy shop.
7Happy Challah Days Mask, $11.
Etsy/PartyVida. The perfect mask to match all of the “Challah!” and “It’s lit!” holiday gear already in your closet.
8Happy Challah Days Mask, $11.
Etsy/PartyVida. The perfect mask to match all of the “Challah!” and “It’s lit!” holiday gear already in your closet.
9Christmas Sequin Masks, $8 each.
Etsy/ZangplusArtStudio. These masks will bring just the right amount of bling to your silent or not-so-silent night.
10Christmas Sequin Masks, $8 each.
Etsy/ZangplusArtStudio. These masks will bring just the right amount of bling to your silent or not-so-silent night.
11The Original Ugly Christmas Mask, $20+.
Etsy/DianaBoch. Covered in all of the bobbles and trimmings you’d expect on an ugly Christmas sweater, this mask is so on-point, it’s already been featured across the web.
12The Original Ugly Christmas Mask, $20+.
Etsy/DianaBoch. Covered in all of the bobbles and trimmings you’d expect on an ugly Christmas sweater, this mask is so on-point, it’s already been featured across the web.
13Golf Cart Santa Christmas Face Mask, $14+.
Etsy/HerInfiniteLife. We expect to see lots of dads and uncles sporting this hole-in-one look over the next few weeks.
14Golf Cart Santa Christmas Face Mask, $14+.
Etsy/HerInfiniteLife. We expect to see lots of dads and uncles sporting this hole-in-one look over the next few weeks.
15<em>Elf</em> Movie Mask, $10.
Etsy/BigBadBerlin. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is keeping your germs to yourself and kicking this virus in the rear.
16<em>Elf</em> Movie Mask, $10.
Etsy/BigBadBerlin. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is keeping your germs to yourself and kicking this virus in the rear.
17Resting Grinch Face Mask, $10.
Etsy/VarieTEEshop. Feeling a little Grinch-like these days? You’re not alone, and VarieTEE out of Houston has you covered (literally—make sure your nose and mouth are covered, people).
18Resting Grinch Face Mask, $10.
Etsy/VarieTEEshop. Feeling a little Grinch-like these days? You’re not alone, and VarieTEE out of Houston has you covered (literally—make sure your nose and mouth are covered, people).
19Dumpster Fire 2020 Mask, $15.
Etsy/LoveOliveandCo. Because you know we’d all be showing off our dumpster fire sweaters if holiday parties were a thing this year.
20Dumpster Fire 2020 Mask, $15.
Etsy/LoveOliveandCo. Because you know we’d all be showing off our dumpster fire sweaters if holiday parties were a thing this year.
Ellen Griswold (aka the actress Beverly D’Angelo) said it best in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation when she confessed, “Well, I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.”
It’s been a tumultuous year, but whether you’ve been more down than up in 2020, the holiday season has finally arrived to bring a little sparkle and shine to all aspects of everyday life, including this year’s most crucial accessory, the face mask.
We already know how resilient and creative Texans are, but when it comes to on-theme facial protection, these craftspeople have truly outdone themselves. With a little jingle here, and a handful of sequins there, these Texas-made face masks would rival even the ugliest of holiday sweaters.
Got your own tacky holiday mask? Send us a pic, and we’ll pick the very best and share them on our website!