Mattel’s new line of Fashionista Barbies and Kens
Image: courtesy of Mattel
Barbie’s beloved Ken is boxed in by traditional masculinity no more. Following a Barbie makeover in 2016 that introduced the iconic doll to different hair colors, ethnicities and the hint of curves, Mattel has now introduced a series of six new Ken dolls, inspired by the six types of guys you see at Whole Foods Market. As usual, we have questions.
- Does Ken do all literally all of his shopping at TopMan?
- Does Social Media Manager for a Tech Start-up Ken hold hands with Barbie while they get their eyebrows threaded?
- When is Targaryen Ken gonna shut up about the benefits of matcha tea?
- How many of Rachel Maddow Ken’s sentences start with the word “actually”?
- Did Pink Tank Ken tell his parents he was just “experimenting” in college?
- What time does Tiny Lumberjack Ken’s shift at Better Luck Tomorrow start?
- Does Man Bun Ken come with a hairline that reflects male pattern baldness?
- How many pics of aerial yoga poses are on Targaryen Ken’s Instagram feed?
- Does Social Media Manager for a Tech Start-up Ken come with Purple Rain on vinyl as an accessory?
- How long will it be before Barbie quits Bumble to focus on her career as a surgeon-CEO-fashion designer?
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