1<a href="https://shop.whataburger.com/holiday/2019-christmas-sweater/">Whataburger Sweater</a>, $42.99

Are you kidding? No words.
2<a href="https://shop.whataburger.com/holiday/2019-christmas-sweater/">Whataburger Sweater</a>, $42.99

Are you kidding? No words.
3<a href="https://txhumor.com/collections/yalliday-sweaters/products/all-i-want-is-tamales-holiday-sweater">Tamales Sweater</a>, $38

The real MVP of the season.
4<a href="https://txhumor.com/collections/yalliday-sweaters/products/all-i-want-is-tamales-holiday-sweater">Tamales Sweater</a>, $38

The real MVP of the season.
5<a href="https://txhumor.com/collections/yalliday-sweaters/products/floatin-santa-christmas-sweater">Floatin' Santa Sweater</a>, $38

Rudolph is out of work, because this year Santa’s coming down the San Marcos.
6<a href="https://txhumor.com/collections/yalliday-sweaters/products/floatin-santa-christmas-sweater">Floatin' Santa Sweater</a>, $38

Rudolph is out of work, because this year Santa’s coming down the San Marcos.
7<a href="https://www.tipsyelves.com/mens-fair-isle-andre-champagne-sweater">André Fair Isle Sweater</a>, $55

Everyone’s favorite $5 bubbly, now in holiday sweater form.
8<a href="https://www.tipsyelves.com/mens-fair-isle-andre-champagne-sweater">André Fair Isle Sweater</a>, $55

Everyone’s favorite $5 bubbly, now in holiday sweater form.
9<a href="https://bit.ly/2PM51w0">Reindeer Party Pocket Sweater</a>, $20

You thought your sweater was ugly? Hold my beer.
10<a href="https://bit.ly/2PM51w0">Reindeer Party Pocket Sweater</a>, $20

You thought your sweater was ugly? Hold my beer.
11<a href="https://shopemersonrose.com/collections/new-arrival/products/filthy-animal-corded-sweatshirt">Filthy Animal Sweatshirt</a>, $57

Keep the change.
12<a href="https://shopemersonrose.com/collections/new-arrival/products/filthy-animal-corded-sweatshirt">Filthy Animal Sweatshirt</a>, $57

Keep the change.
13<a href="https://bit.ly/2Ennx8Q">Sleigh All Day Sweatshirt</a>, $59

If you thought this list would be complete without a Beyoncé reference, you thought wrong.
14<a href="https://shopemersonrose.com/collections/new-arrival/products/white-claw-christmas">White Claw Christmas</a>, $40

Okay, so it’s not technically a sweater, but as we all know, there’s no law when you’re drinkin’ claw.
15<a href="https://shopemersonrose.com/collections/new-arrival/products/white-claw-christmas">White Claw Christmas</a>, $40

Okay, so it’s not technically a sweater, but as we all know, there’s no law when you’re drinkin’ claw.
16<a href="https://bit.ly/2Ennx8Q">Sleigh All Day Sweatshirt</a>, $59

If you thought this list would be complete without a Beyoncé reference, you thought wrong.
It’s that time of year again, when “ugly” is a search term we enter while online shopping. This year’s crop of holiday sweaters are festive AF and, taken as a whole, celebrate the very best things in life: Whataburger, cheap booze, and floating the river. Here are our picks to make a splash at your next party.
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