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Here Are the Ugly Holiday Sweaters You Need This Year

1<a href="https://shop.whataburger.com/holiday/2019-christmas-sweater/">Whataburger Sweater</a>, $42.99
Are you kidding? No words.
Are you kidding? No words.
2<a href="https://shop.whataburger.com/holiday/2019-christmas-sweater/">Whataburger Sweater</a>, $42.99
Are you kidding? No words.
Are you kidding? No words.
3<a href="https://txhumor.com/collections/yalliday-sweaters/products/all-i-want-is-tamales-holiday-sweater">Tamales Sweater</a>, $38
The real MVP of the season.
The real MVP of the season.
4<a href="https://txhumor.com/collections/yalliday-sweaters/products/all-i-want-is-tamales-holiday-sweater">Tamales Sweater</a>, $38
The real MVP of the season.
The real MVP of the season.
5<a href="https://txhumor.com/collections/yalliday-sweaters/products/floatin-santa-christmas-sweater">Floatin' Santa Sweater</a>, $38
Rudolph is out of work, because this year Santa's coming down the San Marcos.
Rudolph is out of work, because this year Santa’s coming down the San Marcos.
6<a href="https://txhumor.com/collections/yalliday-sweaters/products/floatin-santa-christmas-sweater">Floatin' Santa Sweater</a>, $38
Rudolph is out of work, because this year Santa's coming down the San Marcos.
Rudolph is out of work, because this year Santa’s coming down the San Marcos.
7<a href="https://www.tipsyelves.com/mens-fair-isle-andre-champagne-sweater">André Fair Isle Sweater</a>, $55
Everyone's favorite $5 bubbly, now in holiday sweater form.
Everyone’s favorite $5 bubbly, now in holiday sweater form.
8<a href="https://www.tipsyelves.com/mens-fair-isle-andre-champagne-sweater">André Fair Isle Sweater</a>, $55
Everyone's favorite $5 bubbly, now in holiday sweater form.
Everyone’s favorite $5 bubbly, now in holiday sweater form.
9<a href="https://bit.ly/2PM51w0">Reindeer Party Pocket Sweater</a>, $20
You thought your sweater was ugly? Hold my beer.
You thought your sweater was ugly? Hold my beer.
10<a href="https://bit.ly/2PM51w0">Reindeer Party Pocket Sweater</a>, $20
You thought your sweater was ugly? Hold my beer.
You thought your sweater was ugly? Hold my beer.
11<a href="https://shopemersonrose.com/collections/new-arrival/products/filthy-animal-corded-sweatshirt">Filthy Animal Sweatshirt</a>, $57
Keep the change.
Keep the change.
12<a href="https://shopemersonrose.com/collections/new-arrival/products/filthy-animal-corded-sweatshirt">Filthy Animal Sweatshirt</a>, $57
Keep the change.
Keep the change.
13<a href="https://bit.ly/2Ennx8Q">Sleigh All Day Sweatshirt</a>, $59
If you thought this list would be complete without a Beyoncé reference, you thought wrong.
If you thought this list would be complete without a Beyoncé reference, you thought wrong.
14<a href="https://shopemersonrose.com/collections/new-arrival/products/white-claw-christmas">White Claw Christmas</a>, $40
Okay, so it's not technically a sweater, but as we all know, there's no law when you're drinkin' claw.
Okay, so it’s not technically a sweater, but as we all know, there’s no law when you’re drinkin’ claw.
15<a href="https://shopemersonrose.com/collections/new-arrival/products/white-claw-christmas">White Claw Christmas</a>, $40
Okay, so it's not technically a sweater, but as we all know, there's no law when you're drinkin' claw.
Okay, so it’s not technically a sweater, but as we all know, there’s no law when you’re drinkin’ claw.
16<a href="https://bit.ly/2Ennx8Q">Sleigh All Day Sweatshirt</a>, $59
If you thought this list would be complete without a Beyoncé reference, you thought wrong.
If you thought this list would be complete without a Beyoncé reference, you thought wrong.

It’s that time of year again, when “ugly” is a search term we enter while online shopping. This year’s crop of holiday sweaters are festive AF and, taken as a whole, celebrate the very best things in life: Whataburger, cheap booze, and floating the river. Here are our picks to make a splash at your next party.











Abby Ledoux
Abby Ledoux
Abby Ledoux traded Canada’s border for Mexico’s when she moved to Texas from northwestern Vermont in November 2017 to join the staff at Houstonia. An alumna of Emerson College’s journalism program in Boston, Abby was previously associate editor of three weekly newspapers in her home state of Vermont. There, she covered everything from Bernie Sanders to the heroin epidemic and won numerous state and regional awards for her work, including the Vermont Press Association’s 2014 Rookie of the Year. She was also an investigative reporting fellow at the New England First Amendment Coalition. Today, Abby is excited to explore Houston’s vibrant, diverse culture (and shopping scene). Aside from fashion and design, she’s passionate about politics, hip hop and Mexican food. She believes leopard is a neutral and red lipstick can fix almost anything.