It’s not just the slanted floors that make the 75-year-old Lankford Grocery feel like a funhouse; the gloriously over-the-top burgers help, too. The Grim Burger comes spilling over with mac ‘n’ cheese, jalapeños, bacon, and a fried egg, while the Wasabi Burger is stacked high with grilled pineapple rings, red onions, Swiss cheese, and a spicy wasabi sauce. If you just want an old-fashioned burger, Lankford can do that too—it’s the same one they’ve been serving since the ’70s.