We Ranked Typical Cowboy Culture Things We Love or Hate
Yes Ma’am
Rhinestone boots. Think of them as disco balls for your feet.
No Ma’am
Big-ass lifted trucks. Compensating for something?
Yes Ma’am
Line dancing. These boots were made for scooting.
No Ma’am
Cattle guards. A twisted ankle? In this economy?
Yes Ma’am
Hand-embroidered western suits. Paid for in 12 monthly installments.
No Ma’am
Private ranches. It’s most unfair.
Yes Ma’am
Wide-open spaces. “Room to make a big mistake.”
No Ma’am
Rodeo traffic. Just take the light rail.
Yes Ma’am
Horse girls. Horses are very cool, actually.
No Ma’am
Marfa. It’s the Tulum of Texas.
Yes Ma’am
Fat Tony’s remix of “Neon Moon”. We love a good mashup.
No Ma’am
Bro-country music. “That don’t impress me much.”
Yes Ma’am
Ranch waters. Because “it gets hotter than a…”
No Ma’am
Square toe boots. Fashion over function—the rounder the better.
Yes Ma’am
Chicken-fried steak. With extra gravy.
No Ma’am
When politicians dress like cowboys. Are those lifts in your boots?
