Winter Wardrobe

Here Are the Ugly Holiday Sweaters You Need This Year

So bad they're good; so good you might just wear them all year long.

By Abby Ledoux December 18, 2019

Whataburger Sweater, $42.99

Are you kidding? No words.

Photography by Courtesy of Whataburger

Tamales Sweater, $38

The real MVP of the season.

Photography by Courtesy of Texas Humor

Floatin' Santa Sweater, $38

Rudolph is out of work, because this year Santa's coming down the San Marcos.

Photography by Courtesy of Texas Humor

André Fair Isle Sweater, $55

Everyone's favorite $5 bubbly, now in holiday sweater form.

Reindeer Party Pocket Sweater, $20

You thought your sweater was ugly? Hold my beer.

Photography by Courtesy of Target

Filthy Animal Sweatshirt, $57

Keep the change.

Photography by Courtesy of Emerson Rose

Sleigh All Day Sweatshirt, $59

If you thought this list would be complete without a Beyoncé reference, you thought wrong.

White Claw Christmas, $40

Okay, so it's not technically a sweater, but as we all know, there's no law when you're drinkin' claw.

It's that time of year again, when "ugly" is a search term we enter while online shopping. This year's crop of holiday sweaters are festive AF and, taken as a whole, celebrate the very best things in life: Whataburger, cheap booze, and floating the river. Here are our picks to make a splash at your next party.

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