More than once while helping my sister plan her pandemic wedding last year did I think, man, they should really just elope. After all, it would be cheaper—the average wedding cost $35,334 in 2019. It would be quicker—no more waiting months and months for a venue to open up. And it would be easier—no more wrangling guest RSVPS to get the caterer a head count. 

But how do you even go about eloping? Turns out, it’s easier than you think, and we’ve got the ultimate guide, including local venues, the legal stuff, which celebrity impersonator is right for you, and more. 

So sit back, relax, and go get married.