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There’s a growing number of out-of-towners in Houston—approximately 125,000 new residents will move here this year. And as someone who arrived three years ago from Arkansas, I know it’s not easy to assimilate. From learning the freeways to understanding the rivalry with Dallas, there’s a lot you have to pick up over time, and frankly, there are things I still don’t understand. For example…

When someone mentions “the Loop”

What is this mysterious Loop? How do I know if I’m inside it? Wait…there’s TWO loops?

When someone says, “I’m from (insert suburb here),” not “I’m from Houston”

Clearly downtown, Montrose, the Heights, Upper Kirby and other central locations are Houston, but at what point does Houston end? Have I left Houston if I drive to Spring? Clear Lake? Katy?

When people talk about school rivalries

Coming from a state where everyone roots for one team, all these rivalries are confusing. Rice has a long-held rivalry with UH, but dislikes Texas A&M the most? UT and A&M have hated each other for eternity, and UH hates everyone. Why can’t we all just get along?

When the speed limit is 65 and everyone is going 80

This is the first thing you notice upon arriving in Houston—everyone is going at least 15 miles over the speed limit (unless, of course, you’re downtown in morning traffic). The new Houstonian goes through four stages when learning to navigate the freeways: confusion (“Where are the traffic cops in this city?”), anger (“I’VE BEEN CUT OFF THREE TIMES IN THE PAST 10 MINUTES”), acceptance (“Well, I’d rather not be run over”) and finally, back to anger (“WHY IS THIS GUY GOING THE SPEED LIMIT? DOESN’T HE KNOW I HAVE PLACES TO BE?”).

When people are shocked and pity you for having never tasted Whataburger

Like, isn’t it just another fast food joint? What’s the big deal? This feeling lasts until you try your first Whataburger. Then you understand.

When the first days of spring and autumn arrive and the weather doesn’t change

Did Houston not get the memo about there being four seasons, not two? What happened to my spring showers? My autumn foliage? You slowly learn to embrace the nine-month summer and brisk, mild winter.

When everyone talks badly about Dallas

What did Dallas ever do to us?

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