Former Texan quarterback Matt Schaub has put his house on the market. The 10,840-square foot, five bedroom Tanglewood manse can be yours for a mere $4.29 million. Here it is, looking like it's on fire inside, as in a Thomas Kinkade painting.

Let's take a look inside...

Welcome to the grand interception reception hall!

Enjoy the cozy fireplace in the fumble formal living room...

Shake off Sunday's disaster in the mourning morning room... 

Take your pick of six bathrooms...

 It's not 14 games long, but this slide is pretty long...

Sorry for this incomplete tour of the Schaub home. If you want to see the rest head over to HAR.com.