The Drawl

Who Reps H-Town Best: Drake vs. the Greater Houston CVB?

When it comes to representing the city to the world at large, who does a better job, Drake or the giant civic organization that promotes Houston?

By Hala Daher July 18, 2016 Published in the August 2016 issue of Houstonia Magazine

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Bonus: the set of Drake's video for Hotline Bling looked like something NASA might dream up.

Toronto-born-and-raised Drake may not be from Texas, but—like the bumper stickers say—he got here as fast as he could. And while the Canadian has achieved worldwide fame in the time since he launched his rap career after meeting Lil’ Wayne in a local club in 2008, he still reps Houston whenever possible, referencing the Bayou City in his lyrics and even getting a tattoo of the Astros logo on his shoulder.

All of which got us wondering, ahead of his shows here next month (Toyota Center, Sept. 3–4): When it comes to representing the city to the world at large, who does a better job, Drake or the giant civic organization that promotes Houston?


Houston Nickname: Houstatlantavegas
After-Hours Activities: Dropping $17,000 with Rihanna at popular strip club VLive
Shopping Suggestions: “Now it’s therapeutic / Blowin’ money in the Galleria”
Live Music Ideas: “Backstage at Warehouse in ’09 like, ‘Is Bun coming? / F--- that, is anyone coming ’fore / I show up there and there’s no one there?’ / These days, I could probably pack it for like 20 nights if I go in there”
Dinner Dates: “Yeah, that’s right/ I like my girls BBW, yeah /Type to wanna ---- you ---and then eat some lunch with you / Yeah, so thick that everybody else in the room is so uncomfortable /A-- on Houston Texas, but the face look just like Clair Huxtable”
Weather Advice: “Like H-Town in the summertime, I keep it 100 /Met a lot of girls in my times there / word to Paul Wall / not one fronted”


Houston Nickname: Space City™**
After-Hours Activities: “…hang out with the cool kids on Washington Avenue.”
Shopping Suggestions: “Sitting alongside the upscale boutiques [at the Galleria] are ... two Macy’s department stores…”
Live Music Ideas: “Warehouse Live is a 1920s-era warehouse repurposed as a one-of-a-kind concert and event venue. In order to achieve a true urban environment, the thoughtful design incorporates the selection of both contemporary and antique materials and fixtures.”
Dinner Dates: “As sexy as its island namesake, Ibiza buzzes with Mediterranean bites and airy, clean-edged design.”
Weather Advice: “Temperatures rarely reach 100°F.”

*All GHCVB quotes from
**An actual trademark owned by the city since 2004, which many people recently discovered after the GHCVB, which owns competing comic convention Comicpalooza, sued the owners of Space City Comic Con over use of the "Space City" moniker.

So Who Reps Houston Better?

Houston Nickname:

Drake. Lawsuits have no chill.

After-Hours Activities: 

Drake. The cool kids are over WashAve.

Shopping Suggestions:

Drake. The Galleria now has only one Macy’s.

Live Music Ideas:

Tie. Everyone loves Warehouse Live.

Dinner Dates:

GHCVB. We can’t even print the lyrics from Drake’s verse on dining out here, plus Ibiza is delicious and its wine list is on point.

Weather Advice:

Drake, who’s real about the heat struggle while still managing to namecheck everyone’s favorite be-grilled rapper.

The Winner:


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