Beyoncé. Is. Pregnant. With. Twins.
Are you on the internet? Because that's all the internet is talking about right now. If it seems like Queen B has been keeping a relatively low profile lately—she literally has not posted a picture of herself on Instagram since Christmas—it should all make sense now, as she announced that she is expecting times two via Instagram. And, oh yeah, she's giving us the full side-belly view, just in case there are Blue Ivy fake pregnancy conspiracy theorists still out there.
"We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes," Knowles wrote, a post soon followed by everyone's favorite internet mom, Ms. Tina Lawson, celebrating that she no longer has to keep the news under wraps.
They were soon joined in celebration by literally everyone else, as the news spawned half a million tweets in 45 minutes. Some of them noted that there will soon be enough little Carters to form a girl group. I want to note that Destiny's Grandchildren does not have a certain ring to it.
What else is there to say? It's been a hard week. We needed this. Thanks, Beyoncé.