Hidden Houston
Where’s Your Sign?
How to find four of Houston’s most hidden bars
Club No Minors
6444 Westheimer Rd., elpatio.com

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Look for: the red door inside the El Patio near the Galleria bearing a small white plaque that reads “No Cigars ID Required No Minors”
Marfreless
2006 Peden St.

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Look for: the royal-blue door underneath a white staircase in the River Oaks Shopping Center parking lot
Captain Foxheart’s Bad News Bar & Spirit Lodge
308 Main St.

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Look for: the set of doors downtown between the entrance to The Nightingale Room and the patio of Moving Sidewalk
Valhalla
6100 S. Main St.

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Look for: the carved wooden door under the entrance to Keck Hall, the chemistry building on the campus of Rice University