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The Lazy Girl's Guide to Dating

Everything a woman needs to wear to be asked on date after date.

06/18/2015 By Catherine Martin

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The Modern Girl's Panty

The granny panty: a trend we can all get behind.

06/01/2015 By Catherine Martin

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The Dadbod, Demystified

Let's not blame fatherhood, please.

05/19/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Can Your Relationship Survive a Trip to the Mall?

Shopping with a partner requires time, provisions, and an endless supply of compliments.

05/05/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Kilts: A Breezy Path to Gender Equality

A Scottish solution to boring men's fashion.

04/21/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Festival Fashion for Amateurs

Keeping it classy when you're about to spend three days covered in dirt.

04/16/2015 By Catherine Martin

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A Meditation on the Man Bun

Bradley Cooper, and how I learned to stop worrying and love the man bun (a little bit).

04/06/2015 By Catherine Martin

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What's Trending? Spring Fashions, Explained

Statement stripes? Safari style? How to own (or avoid) spring's weirdest trends

03/25/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Liberate Your Feet, It's Sandal Season

I'd rather be barefoot, but for decorum's sake I'll give in to barely-there sandals for spring.

03/20/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Is the Apple Watch Smarter than Me?

I, for one, welcome our new sentient smartwatch overlords.

03/10/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Bohemia Is Dead

Just say no to boho.

03/03/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Is Fringe Fashion's Most Dangerous Trend?

Trying and failing to resist the hypnotic power of fringe.

02/24/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Love Your Outfit: How to Dress for Valentine's Day

The only way you can go wrong with Valentine's Day theme dressing is if you under-commit.

02/10/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Never-Lasting Love

How to get a boyfriend—any boyfriend—by Valentine's Day.

02/04/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Gotta Keep It Tight

With a shoe horn and enough Crisco, you can squeeze your body into basically anything.

01/27/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Dress Big or Go Home

Your outfit should always make a statement. Sometimes that statement is "“Hello world, I’m secretly Katy Perry!”

01/21/2015 By Catherine Martin

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A User's Guide to Tights

How to keep your legs warm without looking like Pretty Woman or Wolverine.

01/12/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Yes, Fashion Can Save Your Life

The bandage dress earns its name, and other stylish life-savers.

01/06/2015 By Catherine Martin

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Change Your Yoga Pants, Change Your Life

Making Athleisure-wear work for you.

12/15/2014 By Catherine Martin

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How to Disguise Your Holiday Chub

Dieting is for quitters.

12/08/2014 By Catherine Martin